Bud tranny fluid to get panic makeover as Harley-Davidson or camo; spiritual reading

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BUDWEISER TO DRESS BOTTLES OF TRANNY FLUID (BUD LIGHT) IN “CAMOUFLAGE AND HARLEY DAVIDSON” DRAG TO MITIGATE ALPHABET-PEOPLE PR FIASCO!
WHAT’S NEXT?

 

By JdN international correspondent

What you are about to read is NOT satire….

Anheuser-Busch has announced a massive advertising and marketing campaign aimed at salvaging its flailing “woke” business just in time for summer, announcing it will “partner with Harley Davidson” and several “pro-veterans NGOs” in aN last-ditch attempt to recoup record financial losses.

I’ve got four words for that endeavor.

Too little, too late.

Screen shot from a viral video of the boycott of Bud Light at baseball’s Fenway Park in Boston

 

No one is buying Bud Light at the Red Sox game pic.twitter.com/evTMApnYGx

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) May 4, 2023

Do the “woke” suits in Anheuser Busch’s boardroom honestly believe that they can win back billions in market capital by dressing bottles of putrid tasting tranny-fluid in camouflage military fatigues?

It’d be akin to putting a silk tie on Roseanne Barr….

…..or mounting a silk wonderbra to the boardlike torso of Bud’s drag queen spokescreature, Dylan Mulvaney.

*** JdN Mulvaney demeaning of real women

Sure, most women like to dress up and be beautiful. But many men also want to dress well and look great. Does a necklace make a man into a woman?  More offensive is Mulvaney acting like an airhead. Is that proof he now is a woman — acting ditzy??

 

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I wonder if the Wharton- and Harvard Business School-educated “masterminds” at Anheuser Busch would float peddling re-invading Iraq and Afghanistan to pull the Neocon-supporting “patriotard” crowd back on board.

They might as well, since the new Bud Light bottles and cans are already to be ridiculously decked in full camouflage and emblazoned with the names of veteran-supporting” NGOs and “charities”.

Not to mention the Harley Davidson logo….

I kid you not.

Could ya get anymore obvious?

Bud Light has gone from printing Dylan Mulvaney’s AIDS-addled deviant mug on the side of its cans, to going full-on “patriotard camouflage biker” in the blink of an eye.

I wonder what the embattled firm will do next to woo back its disgruntled customers?

Maybe if Bud pledges its undying support for Israel, and pops a few sweat-soaked shekels into the offshore account of some Texas ”super-church” or two, some wayward evangelical Republicans can be conned into shifting their support back to the brand in great enough of a number that some Anheuser Busch’s lost capital can be restored?

If the Right won’t bite, why not shift strategy by trying to appeal to the Russophobia and widespread jingoism on the Left?

Perhaps Bud could pay the Atlantic or New Yorker to “expose” the “filthy” Russian love of all things Adolph Coors. 😉

I’m sure Bud’s PR team knows someone at the NY Times who knows of a “source”, who once “saw” a photo of a shirtless Putin, keg-standing a barrel of Coors Light ….

……while drop-kicking a Jewish homosexual Ukrainian mulatto chained up behind the Kremlin.

*** JdN: Knowing how homophobic Evil Vlad is, the Ukies should never have used rainbow camo on their tanks.

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Testosterone-deficient soy boys and lady boys, wanting to still fit into their skinny jeans after a night out, would have no other option but to drink Bud Light.

They could even court the frappuccino-sipping “$lava Ukraini” Vox set by claiming they’re sourcing all their barley and hops from the finest uranium-enriched wheat fields around Pavlograd.

Perhaps they can print a map of Europe with Ukraine circled in red on a can or two. After all, the hipster crowd has no idea where Ukraine even is!! 😉

Or that a third of Ukraine is ethnic Russian, speaks Russian, and were only put (by decree) into Ukraine by decree of the communist psychopath Lenin in 1922. About half the country is bilingual — the two slavic languages are very similar — and there were many intermarriages for generations. 

 

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Even though the Left supports their “Ukrainian heroes” until every last one of them has been killed off, knowing where Ukraine is located on a map is one step too much to ask for.

Nothing says “I support Ukraine” greater than the words “Slava Ukraini” on the side of an aluminium can. It’s almost as powerful as having the Ukrainian flag in one’s Twitter and Facebook profile.

It’s THAT powerful!!!!

The lives of children are saved the moment you set that flag on your profile.

Budweiser can even apply the map of Ukraine to the can pr bottle using glow in the dark ink for added effect.

Lefties love shiny things.

As long as they’re produced using both vegan and carbon neutral materials of course….

One thing we do know is that the Jews haven’t jumped ship on Budweiser. After all, they’re the key driving force behind the alphabet agenda anyway. Unlike the Jews who “boycotted Germany”, 2023’s Jews won’t be boycotting this Germanic firm. They’ll CERTAINLY not be boycotting Bud over the corporate brewer’s promotion of Dylan Mulvaney anytime soon at least.

If Bud criticized Jews George Soros or Vlod Zelensky, proclaimed that “Palestinian Lives Matter” or demanded Hollywood open its books to the Gentiles….that’d be an entirely different matter.

Just ask Joe Biden how great of a role Jews played in the Gay and Transgender agendas!!

Besides admitting he’s a Zionist, he also praised the Jews for being the reason we have men in dresses on every television channel and little boys getting their bits and pieces chopped off by men other than rabbis.

A source at Breitbart wrote, “Whatever can we say? Will Putting some Harley-Davidsons on the Budweiser can and smothering the typically blue Bud Light bottle in green camouflage save the day? Time will tell.”

A PR firm associated with Anheuser Busch told the Wall Street Journal,

“Bud Light and Budweiser will go with patriotic cans after Mulvaney disaster to reach out to their customer base. I think we should give them a chance. They are even opening up comments again on their social media platform in order to own their decision.”

So, let me get this straight….

Just because they are pandering to the Kid Rock crowd in order to save their own ass, we should bend over for them?

Only a fool would ever let them back into their lives.

Budweiser has proven they care nothing about their customers. If they did they would never have hired that evil horse-faced anti-white Alissa Heinerscheid (photo, left — she ain’t no gorgeous Clydesdale) in the first place.

They knew who and what she was.

JdN: Heinerscheid has a German-sounding name but looks very jewish

Just because AB are again allowing comments below their YouTube beer spots doesn’t erase the fact they censored their customers in the first place.

What sort of business even does that?

Although the comments below Anheuser Busch’s videos on YouTube are still predominantly negative I’m still a tad concerned the likes of boycotters like Kid Rock – especially if he’s offered money or publicity – and the other people who’ve taken the boycott to heart, will forget fast…

Just as they did with the anti-white NFL and NBA.

 

*** (Wiki) Adam Silver (born April 25, 1962) is an American lawyer and sports executive who serves as the fifth and current commissioner of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

He joined the NBA in 1992 and has held various positions within the league, becoming chief operating officer and deputy commissioner under his predecessor and mentor David Stern in 2006. When Stern retired in 2014, Silver was named the new commissioner.

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According to the NY Post, the “corporation is due to launch a line of camo bottles” that “promote the “Folds of Honor program”, which provides “scholarships for families of fallen and disabled American military service members and first responders.”

Oh, how cliché….

“It’s a special-edition aluminum bottle in camo”, a source said. “I believe it is the only package that will be transitioning, but I am not 100% certain on that.”

Haha the comedy writes itself…

The Post continues: “After over a month of sales drops — including another big one for the first week of May — the 180 degree pivot over at Bud Light and Anheuser-Busch appears to be in full effect for summer and in time for July 4th”

I understand Anheuser Busch had to commence rebuilding its brand somewhere and somehow, so I don’t fault them for trying but no….people should shut the door on the brand immediately and permanently.

Bottom line:

Anheuser-Busch wouldn’t have run with the trans ad campaign if they didn’t hate their base in the first place.

Besides I’m not sure what is less believable….

That Mulvaney creature being seen by anyone as a “woman”? Or Bud being viewed as a “beer”.

Bud’s transition from watery piss to actual beer most certainly has not been completed.

BOYCOTT BUD LIGHT, GILLETTE, THE NFL AND ALL ANTI-HUMANITY COMPANIES AND GOVERNMENTS!!

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…..Spiritual reading for May 26

The message today is short and yes, sweet. Spend time in sacred space. The sacred space of your own heart. Remember who you are in truth: God in form. See through the costumes and disguises to that which is eternal in yourself and in others. If you can manage this even for moments during the course of the day, you will have done well and given yourself the gift you need.

In actuality, there is little more. This is the center of your work and all the rest, details.

We love you greatly, we recognize you and we bow to you. Your efforts are acknowledged, and we assure you, of the greatest value. With deep gratitude, we send you all our blessings.

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