Humor about men and women; first, we face the fact that we deserve what is happening; video: war is a racket

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……HUMOR

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: 
Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental – $100.
People never stare at your chest when they’re talking to you.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations don’t need to exceed 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Men Are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

…….Domestic violence — by women 

Brian James

5d 
looks about right

Donal Cumhea Mac Namara, Chuck Stillman and 17 others

John De Nugent

I 100% agree from experience that women can physically attack men. In the current anti-man legal environment, the man is always wrong, and the woman is believed. I believe there is an epidemic of white women hitting white men, and I speak from my own experience.
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It is the same when a white cops shoots a black perp. Statistics show that if you are a white man, a white cop is far more likely to shoot YOU than a black man, and especially if you are working class, your hair is uncombed, you are wearing an old t-shirt, you drive an old beater, and look like you don’t know the judge from the country club or can afford a fancy lawyer. The Derek Chauvin case is a classic example of why white cops nowadays bend over backwards to be respectful and say “sir” to the most low-life black perps and dindu nuffins, but a white guy gets stomped on without mercy, as happened to Derek Chauvin.
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Looks right for who? I don’t do that to my man.
I think the problem is we have been conditioned to go against each other due to the trauma we’ve endured and when I say say we I’m speaking of the human kind not women lol. This goes both ways.
Valerie it doesnt go both ways. there is something very seriously wired wrong in white women, (ofc there are exceptions) but I observe that is there is a very strong connection between sexual attraction and abusive behavior. it is as if abusive behavior triggers a sexual attraction response. and the reverse is also true. kindness and respect triggers a sexual repulsion response. Whether this is caused by genetics or psychology or social engineering is a matter of discussion and speculation. but its very obvious. and well documented. Felons, junkies, alcoholics, stupid and violent men always seem to have an endless supply of hot fresh young wet girls ready to f*** them, while nice husband type men are suffering with divorce and being cheated on and abused.
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if women did not reward bad men with sex, believe me, the bad behavior would magically go away. violent crime and abusive behaviors would disappear overnight. simply because these behaviors would lead to women rejecting them.

Tyler Schex

This is funny, but abuse is not funny.
I was a victim of domestic violence.
This planet is full of bad karma in both sexes.

Brian James

John De Nugent is it bad karma? what I see is both sexes are traumatized and miserable and taking it out on each other than than helping each other

John De Nugent

Brian James I could not agree more. People start out loving each other and end up hating each other. On Hans Selye’s stress scale, with 200 points meaning “the most stressful live event possible,” divorce is 200. And it traumatizes the kids too. But it happens to half of all marriages, because both the husbands and the wives are insane.
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How many females reject genuinely nice guys for stuck-up, buff, into-themself “Chads” who betray and dump them? and vice versa, men who scorn average-looking or older women for a young trophy wife who loves only his money?
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It is all because on this planet, the mind is the master and not the servant. On a daily basis, earthlings with crazy minds think and then commit acts of self-harm. The Buddha said it in 500 BC, Jesus said it also in His own way, calling it sin, and Eckhart Tolle wrote two international bestsellers about it, with “The Power of Now” and “The New Earth” both selling five million copies each.
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The genesis of this is lying to oneself. If you lie to yourself, that is the greatest possible betrayal. Btw, Howard Levy, AKA Anton Levay, in his “The Satanic Bible,” which I have, says it very well, and let us grant Satan a gift for studying, targeting and recruiting people to his wicked cause:
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“Man is the only animal that can lie to himself and believe it.”

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Think about THAT. Once you lie to yourself, you are on the slippery slope that ends in perdition. On the way is adultery and embezzlement, slander and cutting, hurtful remarks. At the end is ritual murder and pedophilia.
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I can say, after 45 years as a WN, and Nordics concur totally, that 90% of earthlings are liars. They lie to themselves, they lie to others, and they lie about others. Lies, lies, lies……
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As a result of this narcissistic self-betrayal, self-lying, this planet unnecessarily has been a hell for millennia. And unless there is a breakthrough, and that is my goal, it will be as Nisargadatta over in India said (and our mutual friend Vincent sent me his book “I Am That,” which I am now reading for the third time):
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“The Messiahs and saviors come and go, and the world plods on.”

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Yes, even Adolf Hitler was just another brief blip of enlightenment.
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But this time we are plodding toward a greater catastrophe than WWII; we are heading under jewish tutelage toward a nuclear Armageddon with Russia, China, and Iran, and we will so richly deserve it.
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America specifically deserves it for Hamburg, Dresden, and the Rhine Meadows, and in 2020-21 for the Covid death vaxx, now for Ukraine and Gaza, but so do Russia, France, Britain, and Poland deserve hell for their own blood-soaked atrocities, mass murders, and unjustified wars. Israel has 3,000 years of crimes on its head.
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But as you know and I know, when we lovingly, tactfully, and gradually give people the truth, the facts, the urgent warnings of what the j’s are doing to them and will yet do to them to enslave and murder them, what do they do? They hate us, scorn and ridicule us, as they in earlier incarnations hated Christ, Martin Luther, Henry Ford, Adolf, and Rockwell.
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But America can become humble and repent, and it must, and it should, like the prodigal son, and we can regain a loving Heavenly Father’s favor and be spared the fate America and all the other countries deserve.
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God strengthen us for this renewal, Amen.
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Brian James

John Americans are the biggest liars of all earthlings. Lying is just woven into the fabric of communication as if it were normal.

John De Nugent

Brian James Yes, and the common folk in America imitate their leaders. But what about our cousins in Perfidious Albion? 
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Or Russians (not jews, btw), such as Vasily Blockhin (photo), massacring 23,000 Polish officers at Katyn but using German Walther pistols and ammo so they could blame the Reich?
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(After Stalin died, Blokhin was fired from the NKVD — and drank himself to death.)
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This WHOLE PLANET is revolting. The Japanese did horrific things to captured white POWS (Americans, Brits, Dutch and Australians).
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The Japanese would tie an American to a tree, gouge his eyes out, cut off his genitalia, and stuff them in his mouth.
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The Red Chinese committed horrors upon the Tibetans.
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The Romans forced men who had surrendered and whose only crime was losing a war which Rome had begun to go into an arena to kill each other as gladiators in a very popular form of “entertainment.”
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It is “fallen mankind,” as the Calvinists say. And M. Scott Peck MD’s huge 1980s bestseller “The Road Less Traveled” shows him agreeing, over the course of his decades as a therapist, with the Christian view that earthlings are truly sinful and they actually recognize that they ARE frequently wicked.
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But then they shrug it off, take a belt of weed or whiskey, and plod on to the next folly.
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……Examples of embracing lies

On the flimsiest “evidence” WNs accuse Trump of the gravest crimes. Maybe what bothers them the most is that he is actually like them, profoundly flawed.

 

Jason Bates

[Calls Trump] Drumpf

John De Nugent

Jason Bates His German ancestors’ last name was “Trump.” “Drumpf” is a Demoncrat invention from 2016. (I speak fluent German, majored in German at college, was married for 13 years to an Austrian, raised my two daughters bilingually, and lived over there, btw.)

Ginny Pea

Trump is a crypto[jew]. Oi veyyyyy

John De Nugent

Ginny Pea There is zero evidence of this. One can view Trump as weak, a blow-hard, and a sell-out, and I do, but not simply invent stuff as the jews do. There are tons and tons of pure-white traitors and/or weaklings, Tim Walz being one of them, or Gerald Ford, or Ronald Reagan.
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Daryl Hartman Trump broke with Epstein in 2005 after he went after one of his female employees at Mar-a-Lago. And he appears nowhere on the flight passenger logs to the “Orgy Island,” Little Saint James, in the US Virgin Islands, logs which were kept meticulously and in great detail by the pilot of the Boeing 727.
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Clinton is on there six times, as is Kevin Spacey,  and other VIPs, such as a “John Roberts,” and this MAY be the future US Supreme Court Chief Justice. Roberts was a rock-ribbed conservative before he got to the Supreme Court, yet has voted for extremely libtard things such as gay marriage and to reject Trump’s lawsuit over the stolen 2020 election —  to the shock of many who had once admired John Roberts.
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Here we do see a John Roberts on the Lolita Express. Which “John Roberts” was THIS “John Roberts”? Epstein was interested only in VIPs.
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But Trump, zero mention in the passenger logs to the Orgy Island.
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We can view Trump as a weakling, a blow-hard, and a sell-out to Israel and I do that, and write this with proof on my website, but we cannot just slander away as the jews do. And to accuse a man of pedophilia is an very, very grave accusation and a horrible sin against God and man if the charge is false. I am now very much against Trump, but let’s not go overboard.
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What Trump said in 2002 is like any other case of you know someone and are on good terms with them for years on end, and later on something happens, you have a huge falling-out with them, and now you are enemies. It has happened to me and I am sure to you as well.
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Think of all the happy wedding photos, and later on, you are lawyered-up and in divorce court. Were you “lying” when you said “I love you”? No, not at the time…. But things change.
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And in photos of Epstein and Trump ogling women at a Manhattan cocktail party, they were discussing adult women, not little kids. The video shows this.
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Furthermore, Trump was facing bankruptcy several times and rich jews bailed him out. In business (and my father was a self-made millionaire) you pal around with lots of people who could be USEFUL to you some day down the road, “on a rainy day,” as they say. It is called “networking,” and itt does not mean you and that person are best buds, “brothers from a different mother,” and soulmates — or if male/female, bed buddies.
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And at a cocktail party you run into all sorts of people who could help you out some day or become powerful enemies, so you smile at everyone. This is not hard to understand.
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If we make wild accusations, we are just like our hooknosed enemy.
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John De Nugent

Daryl Hartman First, the caption is ludicrous, since Trump has never, EVER said he was a Christian or a Bible thumper and he actually said once he is NOT a Christian.
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Next, what is the origin of this photo? What website? Photoshop has been around for thirty years. And way back in WWI and then in WWII, jews manipulated photos to “prove” German atrocities, or after 1945 made a pile of old shoes or hair off a barbershop floor to “prove” the Holycost. IF this photo is real, then it is serious, but photos are doctored all the time.
John De Nugent are you trying to tell me the Holocaust isn’t real??
Daryl Hartman First, you avoided my question about the authenticity and origin of this purported photo. Admit that if you are a man.
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Next, yes, I am stating to you clearly the fact that the whole Holocaust pity party never happened at all. Some jews were shot and others starved or died of disease. News flash — it was during a war and the jews were fierce enemies of Hitler Germany.
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The Holycost was pure b-s, designed to make Whites feel guilty and send billions to IsraHell, $303 BILLION at last count, while white Americans cannot pay their bills. The facts are overwhelming — the Holycost is as fake as other media and government crocks:
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— Saddam’s supposed WMDs (never found);
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— the slander that Oswald (alone) shot Kennedy;
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— everything about 9/11 — literally everything except that 3,000 Americans did die —
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— the myth that Obama was born in Hawaii and his long-form birth certificate was real; he was born in Kenya and raised (as a Muslim!) in Indonesia, and was thus totally ineligible to be president;
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— the lie that the Covid vaxx is “safe and effective” (it is both lethal and ineffective); and, most of all, the anti-white myth that “diversity is our strength.” (Russia and China are doing just fine without major diversity, and are rising rapidly while we, the diverse country, are in steep decline.)
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EVERYTHING the media and regime have told you, Daryl, for your entire life is ONE BIG LIE. And this meme says it all — this is who runs everything and brainwashes the masses with non-stop lies:
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John De Nugent

Daryl Hartman Here it is, Daryl, the actual article from the Los Angeles Times website: https://www.latimes.com/…/la-xpm-2008-dec-19-oe-stein19…
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John De Nugent

Who runs Hollywood? C’mon
By JOEL STEIN
I have never been so upset by a poll in my life. Only 22% of Americans now believe “the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews,” down from nearly 50% in 1964. The Anti-Defamation League, which released the poll results last month, sees in these numbers a victory against stereotyping. Actually, it just shows how dumb America has gotten. Jews totally run Hollywood.
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How deeply Jewish is Hollywood? When the studio chiefs took out a full-page ad in the Los Angeles Times a few weeks ago to demand that the Screen Actors Guild settle its contract, the open letter was signed by: News Corp. President Peter Chernin (Jewish), Paramount Pictures Chairman Brad Grey (Jewish), Walt Disney Co. Chief Executive Robert Iger (Jewish), Sony Pictures Chairman Michael Lynton (surprise, Dutch Jew), Warner Bros. Chairman Barry Meyer (Jewish), CBS Corp. Chief Executive Leslie Moonves (so Jewish his great uncle was the first prime minister of Israel), MGM Chairman Harry Sloan (Jewish) and NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker (mega-Jewish). If either of the Weinstein brothers had signed, this group would have not only the power to shut down all film production but to form a minyan with enough Fiji water on hand to fill a mikvah.
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The person they were yelling at in that ad was SAG President Alan Rosenberg (take a guess). The scathing rebuttal to the ad was written by entertainment super-agent Ari Emanuel (Jew with Israeli parents) on the Huffington Post, which is owned by Arianna Huffington (not Jewish and has never worked in Hollywood.)
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The Jews are so dominant, I had to scour the trades to come up with six Gentiles in high positions at entertainment companies. When I called them to talk about their incredible advancement, five of them refused to talk to me, apparently out of fear of insulting Jews. The sixth, AMC President Charlie Collier, turned out to be Jewish.
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As a proud Jew, I want America to know about our accomplishment. Yes, we control Hollywood. Without us, you’d be flipping between “The 700 Club” and “Davey and Goliath” on TV all day.
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So I’ve taken it upon myself to re-convince America that Jews run Hollywood by launching a public relations campaign, because that’s what we do best. I’m weighing several slogans, including: “Hollywood: More Jewish than ever!”; “Hollywood: From the people who brought you the Bible”; and “Hollywood: If you enjoy TV and movies, then you probably like Jews after all.”
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I called ADL Chairman Abe Foxman, who was in Santiago, Chile, where, he told me to my dismay, he was not hunting Nazis. He dismissed my whole proposition, saying that the number of people who think Jews run Hollywood is still too high. The ADL poll, he pointed out, showed that 59% of Americans think Hollywood execs “do not share the religious and moral values of most Americans,” and 43% think the entertainment industry is waging an organized campaign to “weaken the influence of religious values in this country.”
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That’s a sinister canard, Foxman said. “It means they think Jews meet at Canter’s Deli on Friday mornings to decide what’s best for the Jews.” Foxman’s argument made me rethink: I have to eat at Canter’s more often.
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“That’s a very dangerous phrase, ‘Jews control Hollywood.’ What is true is that there are a lot of Jews in Hollywood,” he said. Instead of “control,” Foxman would prefer people say that many executives in the industry “happen to be Jewish,” as in “all eight major film studios are run by men who happen to be Jewish.”
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But Foxman said he is proud of the accomplishments of American Jews. “I think Jews are disproportionately represented in the creative industry. They’re disproportionate as lawyers and probably medicine here as well,” he said. He argues that this does not mean that Jews make pro-Jewish movies any more than they do pro-Jewish surgery. Though other countries, I’ve noticed, aren’t so big on circumcision.
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I appreciate Foxman’s concerns. And maybe my life spent in a New Jersey-New York/Bay Area-L.A. pro-Semitic cocoon has left me naive.

But I don’t care if Americans think we’re running the news media, Hollywood, Wall Street or the government. I just care that we get to keep running them.

jstein@latimescolumnists.com
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……Iran defends and honors jesus 

This is legit. Jesus is absolutely revered in Islam, though they say He was not God but a great prophet. Muslims were genuinely shocked by the opening of the Paris Olympics.
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Amelia

Are you sure this is true? Any art depicting humans or animals is considered idolatry in Islam. That painting would be prohibited.
In Shia Islam they are not so strict about certain things. For example, in Shiite Iran women have to wear just a headscarf (which is or was also true of women in the Catholic Church during Mass), but in Sunni Afghanistan (under the horrible Taliban) a whole burkha must cover them from head to toe, and their face is covered by a vented fabric. Also, many millions of Iranian women go to university, but in Sunni Afghanistan zero.
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I have seen many Iranian paintings of the Ayatollah Khomeini. The attached photo shows a street mural in the capital of Teheran depicting the late founder of the Iranian republic.
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Nick Griffin, a once very famous WN and chairman of the BNP (British National Party) in its glory days, and once a Member of the European Parliament, as well as a Cambridge University graduate, told me that Shiite Islam is much less fanatic than Sunni. One thing I do know is that Iranian men do not shake a woman’s hand. My late wife offered her hand to an Iranian official in Washington DC, and he very politely declined and explained “sorry, this is not our custom to touch a woman.” So Iran is strict but not as bad as Afghanistan.
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…….War is a Racket

Scenes from

— WWII German Mass Grave discovery at Villeneuve-Loubet”

— “The Stalingrad Digging Camp” –

— “The Hell where Youth and Laughter go”

–“Exhumation of 25 German soldiers from a 1945 field hospital cemetery”

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…..”Who’ll stop the rain?”

Long as I remember, the rain been comin’ down.
Clouds of mystery, pourin’ confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, tryin’ to find the sun;
And I wonder, still I wonder, who‘ll stop the rain?

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I went down to Virginia [home of Washington, Jefferson, Patrick Henry], seekin’ shelter from the storm.
Caught up in the fable, I watched the tower grow. [tower of Lord Sauron from “Lord of the Rings”]
Five-Year-Plans [marxist] and New Deals [Roosevelt-American], wrapped in golden chains.
And I wonder, still I wonder: who’ll stop the rain.

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Heard the singers playin’, how we cheered for more.
The crowd had rushed together, tryin’ to keep warm.
Still the rain kept pourin’, fallin’ on my ears.
And I wonder, still I wonder: who’ll stop the rain?

The great thing is that everyone who sees the lyrics says: “Wow — I never really listened to the words!”

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I will stop this rain, so support me.

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6 Comments

  1. You’re a great human being, John, a decent person who cares about their folk when most people are utter fakes and hollow. I hate living in a city with mentally retarded freaks everywhere. Seriously, there are large amounts of mental retardation in white people now.
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    Most Swedish people are mentally retarded, and I feel sorry for the minority that are decent people.
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    But Swedish men are the most pathetic, cucked people on earth.
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    My ancestors are English, Scottish, and German.
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    The only decent white countries left are a handful in the Baltic countries and in Slovakia, Croatia, and Belarus.
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    The 3rd world muslim savages will destroy them eventually. Doesn’t Lukashenko know about bolshevism? If so, why still does he allow all these large carvings of Lenin and communist symbols on the buildings everywhere?
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    What is wrong with these Christian leaders. Do they love to be ruled over by jews who starved and butchered 60 million million slavic Christians in 40 years?
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    Do they think jews are living gods, and revel in their own pain when jews kill them? I can’t believe the mental retardation in all these leaders.
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    Why do they breed with inbred Turkic people that hate them? It’s mental retardation.
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    Jews have over 150 different genetic diseases from inbreeding and have psychoses, schizophrenia, and psychopathy, etc.
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    I despise all these Christian leaders that coerced, threatened and blackmailed their own people, their flock, into getting the mRNA bioweapon.
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    These people have to be confronted about this. I don’t care who does it, but stop going off with that stupid forgiveness nonsense from that desert religion! It is utter garbage and this one percent of the population in Australia is the problem.
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    I come from a small industrial town where half the population consists of one-half feral, alcoholic bogans [JdN, this is an Australian term meaning a hooligan, a hostile and violent person who wants to get drunk and fight someone; this phenomenon is common also in Britain, as an American living there told me… You walk out of a bar or pub, and there is some guy who wants to fight you and insults you — for no reason whatsoever]. And the other half is ultra-conservative religious people.
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    And I despise them both. I nicknamed them the Holocaust cult. They are all mentally retarded, extremely stupid people.

  2. Banking, Wall Street and the stock market are all mental, and jews make it up, whether it crashes or stays afloat.

    Their usury has no value and is worth nothing. It’s about mental manipulation and psychology.

    That is what universalising everything is about. It has caused the corruption of mankind and the reign of greed.

    • That may be, and actually it did happen to me one time 40 years ago, but it is also true that if you are a male and know cars, they are less likely to screw you over. I can say that in ten years in this small town, where word-of-mouth is everything, and people are of German, Scandinavian, or Finnish descent, I have never been rooked. It got fixed right the first time and at a fair price.

      • Believe it or not I actually knew some honest auto mechanics when I lived in NYC. I know that’s hard to believe in NYC (not in a small town). Two were German and one was Romanian. One time I was at the Romanian’s shop in Queens and I asked him, “Do you know who Codreanu was?”. He jumped up and pounded on his chest and said, “I am Codreanu!” He told me that a Romanian boy was walking down the street minding his own business when a negro walking the other way for no reason at all punched him in the face as hard as he could, what the media calls their knockout “game”. My friend said the whole Romanian community hated n’s.

        And sure, if u know about anything it’s harder to be cheated. I used to mess with cars a lot, but now about all I can find in there is the air filter, and even that isn’t so easy to get at!

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