……HUMOR
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental – $100.
People never stare at your chest when they’re talking to you.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations don’t need to exceed 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Men Are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
…….Domestic violence — by women
Brian James
Donal Cumhea Mac Namara, Chuck Stillman and 17 others
“Man is the only animal that can lie to himself and believe it.”
“The Messiahs and saviors come and go, and the world plods on.”
……Examples of embracing lies
On the flimsiest “evidence” WNs accuse Trump of the gravest crimes. Maybe what bothers them the most is that he is actually like them, profoundly flawed.
I appreciate Foxman’s concerns. And maybe my life spent in a New Jersey-New York/Bay Area-L.A. pro-Semitic cocoon has left me naive.
But I don’t care if Americans think we’re running the news media, Hollywood, Wall Street or the government. I just care that we get to keep running them.
……Iran defends and honors jesus
…….War is a Racket
Scenes from
— WWII German Mass Grave discovery at Villeneuve-Loubet”
— “The Stalingrad Digging Camp” –
— “The Hell where Youth and Laughter go”
–“Exhumation of 25 German soldiers from a 1945 field hospital cemetery”
…..”Who’ll stop the rain?”
Long as I remember, the rain been comin’ down.
Clouds of mystery, pourin’ confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, tryin’ to find the sun;
And I wonder, still I wonder, who‘ll stop the rain?
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I went down to Virginia [home of Washington, Jefferson, Patrick Henry], seekin’ shelter from the storm.
Caught up in the fable, I watched the tower grow. [tower of Lord Sauron from “Lord of the Rings”]
Five-Year-Plans [marxist] and New Deals [Roosevelt-American], wrapped in golden chains.
And I wonder, still I wonder: who’ll stop the rain.
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Heard the singers playin’, how we cheered for more.
The crowd had rushed together, tryin’ to keep warm.
Still the rain kept pourin’, fallin’ on my ears.
And I wonder, still I wonder: who’ll stop the rain?
The great thing is that everyone who sees the lyrics says: “Wow — I never really listened to the words!”
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I will stop this rain, so support me.
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Lustige Parodie über die BRD-Innenministerin und Kommunistin Nancy Faeser, die das Compact-Magazin verboten hat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrKx1VqjuPI
You’re a great human being, John, a decent person who cares about their folk when most people are utter fakes and hollow. I hate living in a city with mentally retarded freaks everywhere. Seriously, there are large amounts of mental retardation in white people now.
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Most Swedish people are mentally retarded, and I feel sorry for the minority that are decent people.
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But Swedish men are the most pathetic, cucked people on earth.
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My ancestors are English, Scottish, and German.
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The only decent white countries left are a handful in the Baltic countries and in Slovakia, Croatia, and Belarus.
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The 3rd world muslim savages will destroy them eventually. Doesn’t Lukashenko know about bolshevism? If so, why still does he allow all these large carvings of Lenin and communist symbols on the buildings everywhere?
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What is wrong with these Christian leaders. Do they love to be ruled over by jews who starved and butchered 60 million million slavic Christians in 40 years?
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Do they think jews are living gods, and revel in their own pain when jews kill them? I can’t believe the mental retardation in all these leaders.
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Why do they breed with inbred Turkic people that hate them? It’s mental retardation.
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Jews have over 150 different genetic diseases from inbreeding and have psychoses, schizophrenia, and psychopathy, etc.
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I despise all these Christian leaders that coerced, threatened and blackmailed their own people, their flock, into getting the mRNA bioweapon.
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These people have to be confronted about this. I don’t care who does it, but stop going off with that stupid forgiveness nonsense from that desert religion! It is utter garbage and this one percent of the population in Australia is the problem.
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I come from a small industrial town where half the population consists of one-half feral, alcoholic bogans [JdN, this is an Australian term meaning a hooligan, a hostile and violent person who wants to get drunk and fight someone; this phenomenon is common also in Britain, as an American living there told me… You walk out of a bar or pub, and there is some guy who wants to fight you and insults you — for no reason whatsoever]. And the other half is ultra-conservative religious people.
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And I despise them both. I nicknamed them the Holocaust cult. They are all mentally retarded, extremely stupid people.
Banking, Wall Street and the stock market are all mental, and jews make it up, whether it crashes or stays afloat.
Their usury has no value and is worth nothing. It’s about mental manipulation and psychology.
That is what universalising everything is about. It has caused the corruption of mankind and the reign of greed.
“Car mechanics tell you the truth.”
You got that one wrong!
That may be, and actually it did happen to me one time 40 years ago, but it is also true that if you are a male and know cars, they are less likely to screw you over. I can say that in ten years in this small town, where word-of-mouth is everything, and people are of German, Scandinavian, or Finnish descent, I have never been rooked. It got fixed right the first time and at a fair price.
Believe it or not I actually knew some honest auto mechanics when I lived in NYC. I know that’s hard to believe in NYC (not in a small town). Two were German and one was Romanian. One time I was at the Romanian’s shop in Queens and I asked him, “Do you know who Codreanu was?”. He jumped up and pounded on his chest and said, “I am Codreanu!” He told me that a Romanian boy was walking down the street minding his own business when a negro walking the other way for no reason at all punched him in the face as hard as he could, what the media calls their knockout “game”. My friend said the whole Romanian community hated n’s.
And sure, if u know about anything it’s harder to be cheated. I used to mess with cars a lot, but now about all I can find in there is the air filter, and even that isn’t so easy to get at!