HUMOR After indicting opponent Trump, José Biden shows off cool new “El Presidente” uniform

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‘The U.S. Is Not A Banana Republic,’ Says Biden While Showing Off Cool New Uniform
POLITICS·Jun 9, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an address to the nation, El Presidente Biden showed off his cool new uniform covered with flashy medals and assured the nation that the U.S. is not a banana republic.

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“Listen, folks, this is ridiculous,” said El Presidente as machine gun fire went off in the background. “Just because I’m using the corrupt power of my administration to prosecute a political opponent, doesn’t mean we are a banana republic. We’re a nation of laws and freedom! If you weren’t free, would I be wearing my beautiful gold Presidential Medal of Freedom right now? I think not!”

Media outlets praised Biden’s bold and impressive new look. “It’s as if the shiny gold of Dear Leader’s well-deserved medals are signaling a new dawn for our country and all humanity,” said CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer. “For the first time, I feel safe, wrapped in the loving arms of our Lord Ruler. Blessings be upon him!”

Sources say Biden’s political opponent, Donald Trump, is finally being held responsible for the egregious crime of having classified documents while not being a member of the ruling party.

“I AM THE MOST PERSECUTED PERSON WHO HAS EVER LIVED,” said Trump in an all-caps rant on TRUTH Social. “NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN MORE MISTREATED THAN I HAVE. THIS IS A PHONY WITCH HUNT AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!”

Sources confirmed Trump is scheduled to disappear mysteriously next Tuesday.

At publishing time, the Biden Regime reiterated that the U.S. is not a banana republic and that anyone who says otherwise will be indicted and then shot.


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  1. John, don’t you find most Christians to be fake? Most of them love jewry even when they know jews killed Jesus. –

    • Yes, many are fake, and the niceness wears off quickly.

      Actually, until recently it was only many of the Protestants who have been pro-jewish. The Roman Catholic Church and its Holy Inquisition and Spanish Inquisition (two different things, one run by the Vatican and the other by the government of the king of Spain, using the Dominican friars) both tortured and killed many jews for hiding their jewishness (pretending to have converted to Christianity, and then infiltrating positions of power in Christian society) — or the RCC burned them alive for ritually murdering Christian children.

      Jewish conversos being burned alive by the Catholic Church in Spain:

      Jews being burned alive for the ritual murder of Christian children. (As Israeli expert and professor Ariel Toaff explained, the corpse of the white child was never buried, for one does not bury an animal, you see, and being mere goyim, we are just beasts to them. They simply threw the blood-drained, tortured body of the child into a river or left it in the woods for the “other animals” to devour. But as a result of this practice of non-burial, reflecting a profound contempt and hatred for the goy, jews did get caught for ritual murder; unlike most other child killers, their child victims did not just disappear.)

      The Eastern Orthodox churches in eastern Europe and Russia were very antisemitic, and this was also expressed in how Jesus was depicted, not as a suffering, dying man on a cross but as the fierce Ruler of All Things, the Pantokrator.

      The Eastern Orthodox Jesus after His ascension to the right hand of God was a bad-ass king, not a wuss who accepted being mocked, whipped, framed and killed. Note the fierce facial expression of a ruler who (like all kings in olden times) is “the judge of the living and the dead.” He wants payback on the wicked. THIS Jesus sends them to the fires of hell at death:

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