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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.

“So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have ya been?”

” Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.

” Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”

“I did, all right,” the drunk says with a smile.

“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk.

“For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”

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John de Nugent In a similar vein, did you know that I am an expert on sexing birds? I can tell with just one look that the one on the left is a male.
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Kristine Huddleston Irish jokes eh? Here’s one:

Two Irishmen, Mick and Paddy, were at work repairing a sidewalk across the street from a house of ill repute — when they spied a Protestant minister walking towards the brothel, stopping to look around then quickly running inside.

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“Aye, would ya look at that?”, said Mick, “a man of God entering that den of vice.”
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“Sure, ’tis a pity,” replied Mick, “What’s the world coming to?”
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Shortly after, they saw a Rabbi sneak down the street, furtively look around and then he too ran inside.
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“Blessed Mother of Christ!” exclaimed Mick, “another supposed man of God, indulging in the sins of the flesh!”
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“Sure, you’re right, Mick,” replied Paddy, “’tis the end of the age, I tell you.”
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An hour later, they were surprised to see a Catholic priest slowly approach the den of iniquity, quickly glance around, and then he too ran inside.
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“Did ya see that, Mick?, said Paddy, “one of the poor girls must be dying”.
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John de Nugent Mega-LOL! Added to my blog. For this and other great posts, I send this along:
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The Norman castle Nugent (AD 1166) or “Delvin,” County Westmeath, Eire
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