Jew joke

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It was 1935 and a Jew was running down the street towards the Reichstag as fast as his feet could carry him. Nearing the entrance he noticed two SS guards there, but this was one speedy Jew, and he flew past them, up the steps and ran inside with the SS men in pursuit.
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Quickly looking around he saw a sign stating “The Fuhrer’s Office Upstairs” and away he went running two steps at a time to the top where he saw another sign at the end of the hallway saying “The Fuhrer’s Office”.
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He ran towards the office and again blew past two more SS guards and was now standing in front of Hitler screaming, “Mein Führer, I must urgently speak vith you!”. Hitler looked up from his desk, took off his reading glasses and said to the breathless Jew now being held by all four SS men, “What do you want, Jew?”
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The Jew screamed out, “I hear you are going to gas all the Jews!!!”
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Hitler calmly replied, “Maybe yes, maybe no. What are you trying to propose?”
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To which the Jew replied,”Nothing. It’s just that I could get you a deal on gas!”
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John de Nugent Mega-LOLOLOL! 😂😂

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  1. There exist several puns that point in the same general direction as the one you told.

    They all have one lesson to teach us:

    In order to keep jews united as the formidable task force they indeed are, things are needed such as the “Holocaust” story with which also jews themselves also are lied to by their kohanim, and of course hate-mongering is used, because hate against a perceived “common enemy” is a great tool to maintain the troops’ discipline and unite them into a solid block.

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