Why Sweden and Finland are so f–ked up and are rushing to join NATO; humor

So very nordic, blond and blue-eyed, the master of the media in Finland

So this is what the Jew does:

A towering photo appears overlooking downtown Helsinki, the Finnish capital, of an angry black woman (the person has female clothes on but also a large Adam’s apple, and is rather flat-chested). The sign contains the order: “See a new perspective.”

Confusion…Is it a man or a woman? Why is a gigantic negro man/woman looking down on the people of Helsinki?

And why is the negro carrying a sickle (a symbol of communism, btw)  angry? 

A Jewish psychiatrist unquestionably must have designed this ad campaign…. Subtle terrorism, designed to create anxiety and thus an inability to focus.

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Stress shuts down all long-term thinking, all quiet pondering of the situation, all careful planning for counter-measures.

A stressed-out person craves quick thrills, quick pleasures, quick relief (eating, drinking, sex, Internet surfing, tv watching, shopping…)

The average Finn does not even realize this is a psychiatric assault on his brain.

As to why Sweden and Finland are pitching ….with no referendum …. headlong into a perilous military alliance — directed by a very faraway country — against their neighbor, Russia, which happens to be the largest nation on earth and the possessor of 7,000 hydrogen bombs, it might be of interest to point out that the major media in both countries are controlled largely by people of Zelensky’s, Poroshenko’s and Nuland’s own “tribe.” (I dated once a jewish girl from Natick, Massachusetts, and she referred to her people, jocularly , as “the Tribe,” and said “This is what we call it.”)

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Sweden: The Bonniers (it sounds French, but they used to be the Hirschels, not French at all) own and dominate most of the Swedish media https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonnier_family
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Finland: The Bonniers own the huge Sanoma media group; Aatos Erkko (photo above; now deceased, the richest man in Finland, worth 600 million euros) and his heirs control the rest of the major media, including the number-one newspaper in the capital, Helsinki.
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So flip the tv/radio switch on, and you get 24/7 Russia-bashing, and everything about the heroic Zelensky, seen here in 2016, three years before his presidency, pretending to play the piano with his phallus:

…..WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental – $100.
People never stare at your chest when they’re talking to you.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations don’t need to exceed 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
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Men Are Just Happier People
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!